Haikus

Why? Because what else do I have to do at work? (Just kidding, I
totally work while I’m at work. All day. Sometimes in the evening too.
I need a mental break!)

Kitchen
Shiny blue paint in
My kitchen you hide the walls
Soon your time is up

Pinkeye
Conjuncivitis
Runny dog eyes are no fun
Medication now

Kitty Dentistry
Gingivitis bad
Now I brush my kitty’s teeth
She likes toothbrushes